If I were a month I would be: March.
If I were a day of the week I would be: Friday.
If I were a time of day I would be: 3 a.m. I'm not sure why. XD
If I were a planet I would be: Venus.
If I were a animal I would be: a wolf.
If I were a direction I would be: East.
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: a Sleep Number bed.
If I were a historical figure I would be: Eve Ensler. (she's not dead, but she is profound)
If I were a liquid I would be: warm rain.
If I were a tree I would be: a redwood.
If I were a flower/plant I would be: a bouquet of forget-me-nots, light pink orchids, and baby's breath. ...That probably looks awful together. xD
If I were a kind of weather I would be: cool and cloudy and just a little bit breezy.
If I were a musical instrument I would be: a piano.
If I were an emotion I would be: pain.
If I were a colour I would be: sky blue.
If I were a vegetable I would be: carrots.
If I were a sound I would be: a sigh, happy or sad.
If I were an element I would be: air.
If I were a car I would be: a Toyota Prius. Them cars is badass.
If I were a song I would be: The Heart Asks Pleasure First; The Piano; Michael Nyman
If I were a movie I would be directed by: ...Iunno xD
If I were a book I would be written by: Eve Ensler
If I were a food I would be: spaghetti and garlic bread
If I were a place I would be: a forest just after a storm or a wide open field
If I were a material I would be: red silk
If I were a taste I would be: chocolate chip cookies
If I were a scent I would be: spring air
If I were a word I would be: delicious (it sounds like it means)
If I were an object I would be: a photo frame
If I were a body part I would be: a shoulder and a back
If I were a facial expression I would be: a wistful one
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Fuu from Samurai Champloo
If I were a shape I would be: a circle
If I were a number I would be: 4465

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